Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions. — Susan Cain, Quiet (via framesjanco)

lalala yeah totally me

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friends-an episode to every situation in life

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  • My paranoia problems
  • *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
  • *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
  • *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
  • *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

omg i thought i was a lonely idiot for doing that

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my concept of the progression of time stopped in like 2000

like when I see a movie that was filmed in 1995 I’m like oh that was only like 5 years ago

then I realize it was actually 17

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True dat. 

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